Coltul meu de blog

Azi, din nou, m-am simtit bine.
Am incercat de ieri sa intru in spiritul pastelui, deh Joia mare…
Am dat gainile cu ruj, ca sa fie mai frumoase. Ma gandesc ca o sa le placa cocosilor mai mult de ele si vor fi mai .. *ahem* productivi, sa faca gainile oua multe ca avem nevoie …

Am luat o pauza acuma ca am ramas fara ruj.. m-am pus sa sortez nisip al naibii ca e greu! si mai bate si vantul…

Ok.. nu va speriati ca nu am inebunit.. cel putin sper

adica 200.
Lala imi da leapsa, una cu 200 de lucruri din care am bolduit cele pe care le-am facut:

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain - in Apuseni
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars
21) Changed a baby’s diaper
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity - intr-un fel.. e bine cand dai si din nimicul pe care il ai
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill - o,da… si de cate ori..
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days - in sesiune se invata asta cel mai bine
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer - chiar si 3 …
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied - eu tot timpul ma multumesc cu ce am..
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country !
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Bench pressed your own weight - dar m-am lasat pagubasa … of
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records - da, sunt tare ordonata.
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain - in special baschet
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog. - upsy …
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office - what… ?
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything - ups din nou …
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? - More than twice? - depinde cat obosesc..
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone - de pui, bineinteles.
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care - trist..
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested.

Nu stiu cui sa o dau.. cui o vrea

Pentru ca inca mai sunt persoane care nu se descurca la vopsit oua de pasti, voi incerca sa explic cat mai bine cum se fac ouale colorate (ca doar nu numai rosii..).

Ouale cica se vopsesc in vinerea mare.
Cum?

Se iau ouale frumos si se spala bine bine bine… bine. Si cu detergent daca sunt patate. Se limpezesc bineinteles, doar nu o sa ramana detergent pe oua.

Se pun apoi la fiert in apa cu putina sare. Se lasa sa fiarba macar 4-5 minute, ca sa fie tari.

Asa..
Intre timp se poate pregati vopseaua.

Se dizolva putin vopseaua in apa rece.
Se pune (alta) apa la fiert si cand incepe sa fiarba se adauga vopseaua de oua.
Se pune si putin otet, ca sa tina vopseaua mai bine.

Ouale se iau pe rand (cu o lingura se poate) si se pun in apa colorata care fierbe. Se las acolo sa fiarba putin, pana prind culoare. Cum se verifica asta? Se pot scoate putin din apa cu o lingura, si se vede

Dupa ce sunt scoase din apa se pun pe un ziar, de exemplu, si se rostogolesc asa, ca Humpty-Dumpty, ca sa se absoarba apa de pe ele. Se pot unge putin cu niste vata sau tifon cu putin ulei, ca sa fie lucioase.

Gata.. numai sa nu le puneti in frigider decat cand s-au racit

Sa mai scriu si cate o reteta, ca mi-e dor

Azi ma gandeam mult la cascaval. Iubesc cascavalul, in special sandvichurile cu unt si cascaval proaspat scoase din cuptorul cu microunde.. cu cascaval curgand pe langa

Deci… Fondue:

Ingrediente:

un catel de usturoi
300 ml vin alb sec
1 litru de suc de lamaie
1/2 kg. de cascaval ras
1-2 linguri de tuica
piper
ceai fierbinte

Cum se procedeaza: Se freaca o cratita de teflon cu catelul de usturoi. Se pune vinul pe foc. Cand s-a incalzit se
adauga sucul de lamai si cascavalul. Se omogenizeaza si se adauga tuica si piperul.
Se serveste cu paine  pe furculita ce se scufunda in fondue.  Se potriveste cu ceaiul fierbinte sau cu vin  alb sec.

Da, e cu alcool. Dar sunt majora inclusiv in SUA, deci.. merge. Pofta buna!

Azi e sfantul gheorghe cu “g” mare (si cred ca si cu “s” mare..).

Cunosc ceva Georgi Unul a fost cel mai bun prieten al meu (e chiar ziua lui azi), dar am cam stricat relatia.. in fine. My mistake.. Imi pare rau acuma, dar nu prea mai am ce sa fac.

Va doresc tuturor o zi frumoasa in continuare, chiar dupa ora 6.
Pacat ca e inorat afara, dar asta nu e o piedica in a te simti bine.

Happy Sfantul Gheorghe!

..adica mi se inchideau ochii la laboratorul de retele.

M-am culcat pe la 3 jumate. Am zis ca ar fi bine sa dorm putin, macar alea 4 amarate de ore, am pus ceasul sa sune la 7 ca sa merg la scoala de la 8 (doamne, cate cifre..). N-am avut chef sa ma ridic din pat, dar am zis ca si-asa e ultima saptamana inainte de vacanta, as putea sa-mi misc poponeata pana la facultate.

Culmea ca la primul laborator am fost ok. In afara de tristetea pe care mi-a provocat-o lipsa netului (fix la laboratorul cel mai usor.. am terminat aplicatiile in Visual si am stat sa ma uit pe pereti.. frumosi, de-a dreptul) am reusit sa raman treaza.

Problema a fost de la ora 10. Pur si simplu nu puteam sa tin capul drept. Proful ne vorbea de TCP si UDP iar mie imi venea sa dorm. Cu capul pe banca nu merge ca ma vede, dar cu capul in palme sau foarte aproape de monitor e ok

Adaug la minunata lista ce explica ce anume trebuie sa faci ca sa fi injurat mult in trafic inca un punct..

Am patit azi sa fiu cu masina pe drumul meu, cel corect si legal, cel pe care in mod normal ar trebui sa fiu in siguranta, luam o curba la stanga, cand din senin sau inorat, ce-o fi fost ca a fost prea rapid, apare un taxi in lateralul meu, de pe sinele de tramvai. Sinele de tramvai sunt din cate stiu eu.. pentru tramvai. Asa circula el, tramvaiul.. pe sine. Eu asa am invatat cand eram mai mica.. poate nenea cu taxi a lipsit de la lectia cu tramvaiul din gradinita…

Masinile au franat.. Am dat geamurile jos si am inceput sa urlam unul la altul… eu “ba, ce ma-ta cauti pe-acolo?” si el … habar n-am ca vorbea aiurea..

Deci.. soferii de rahat asta fac: greseli imense, ca sa urle apoi ei la tine. Sa-mi fie rusine, cine naiba m-a pus sa citesc porcaria aia de legislatie? Mai bine citeam o revista…

Am stat azidimineata tolanita prin pat si ma gandeam oare ce obiceiuri de dimineata am…

Am ajuns la concluzia ca de 4 luni primul lucru pe care-l fac de dimineata e sa… il injur pe Ghibi. Apoi deschid ochii..
Ma uit la ceas, ma sperii si sar din pat.
Incerc sa ignor zgarieturile cainelui, ma imbrac si ajung la baie. Pe drum aprind si calculatorul.
Termin de facut chestii la baie si stau putin pe mail, pe blog, putin pe forumuri, apoi imi fac o cafea sau un ceai negru.
In drum spre bucatarie injur si vecinul ca fumeaza pe casa scarii si imi impute tot holul si bucataria..
Nu ma enervez niciodata de dimineata. Injur asa.. cu zambetul pe buze.

Abia astept sa am laptop,  sa pot sa stau pe balcon cu cana si netul in brate.. hai si cu Ghibi, ca-i catel bun.

Apropo: buna dimineata!

pai da.. nimic nu e imposibil.. nici sa inveti la 21 de ani sa mergi pe bicicleta

Am fost sa alerg prin parc cu Lala. Am vrut sa merg la sala si pana la urma am tras chiulul.. asa ca ne-am dus pana in parc si am facut cateva ture.
A venit si Soso cu bicicleta. Si-a luat una noua si mai joasa.. numai buna pentru mine ca sa invat sa merg

A incercat si Lala, dar s-a lasat pagubasa cam rapid. Nu i-a placut.
Am urmat eu.. nu am vrut sa ma tina nimeni de sit, am incercat singura.. si am reusit!

Omit partea in care am intrat cu bicicleta intr-un tufis, nu am luat o curba si era sa ma vars, am intrat cu roata intr-o banca prin parc… in fine.. detalii.
Important e ca am reusit si mi-a placut. Abia astept sa merg din nou

Am chef sa scriu, asa ca voi scrie cate ceva despre mine:

Eu:
- beau cafea doar cu lapte
- dorm cu cainele pe perna
- tocmai am refuzat 100 de lei pentru ca am job si imi place sa ma descurc cu banii mei
- nu iau bani imprumut
- am multa energie, cam tot timpul
- dorm mult dimineata
- stau ore insir si ma enervez cu codatul unul site si imi place
- visez cu ochii deschisi cateodata
- fumez ocazional trabucuri cu aroma de cirese
- cand citesc o carte ma uit intotdeauna la cate pagini are
- gandesc pozitiv chiar cand ziua imi merge prost
- invat cu spor pe ultima suta de metri
- fac sport cu placere
- spun ca e ora 11 si 36 de minute, nu rotunjesc
- las 10-20 de bani ca bacsis daca e sa ii primesc rest
- am farfurii patrate si colorate
- am dat 80 de lei pe o tastatura pentru ca e din aluminiu
- nu mananc carne, dar mai trisez cateodata
- stau toata ziua ‘pe mess’ dar nu vorbesc decat cu 2-3 persoane
- nu beau suc cu paiul

Ma mai gandesc si la altele… acuma merg sa alerg prin parc.