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N-am mai primit o leapsa din noiembrie anul trecut

Diana imi trimite una (cu toate ca nu obisnuiesc sa dau detalii de genul ) si am sa raspund.

1. De cate ori te-ai ars in relatii sentimentale?

Nu s-a intamplat. Au avut dreptate cei care mi-au spus de ce nu castig niciodata la lotto

2. Crezi ca poti sa reusesti in viata de unul singur?

Cred ca se poate, dar trebuie sa fie al naibii de trist..

3. Ai sedus vreodata?

Nu. Stau prea bine la capitolul ‘timiditate’ cand vine vorba de lucruri de genul

4. Ai fost indragostit de ideea de dragoste?

Sunt si in momentul de fata indragostita de ideea de dragoste. Pentru ca exista si o simt in fiecare zi

5. Ai gasit reteta pentru o relatie stabila?

Nu cred ca exista o reteta. Fiecare iubeste in felul sau, trebuie doar sa gasesti pe cineva ‘compatibil’.

…si a mai trecut un an si asa imbatranim cu totii si la un moment dat ne ducem de tot Dar sa fim mai optimisti.

Anul trecut mi-am propus sa realizez niste lucruri care nu (prea ) par complicate. Am realizat majoritatea din ele si ma bucur de asta Cum ma intreba si Doro, am reusit 5 dintre ele sa tai de pe lista.

Pentru anul viitor n-am nici cea mai mica idee ce mi-as propune.

Mai bine astept sa vad ce reusesc sa fac la anu’ si ma laud pe urmatorul 31 decembrie

La multi ani tuturor, distractie placuta si nu va indopati ca nu-i bine sa mananci noaptea hehe

Dojo ma intreaba (de o saptamana … ups ) daca sunt fitoasa. De parca nu ma stie… “fitoasa” e numele meu mic kidding!

Eu zic ca nu.. asta pentru ca cunosc oameni cu fite si prefer sa stau departe de ei/ele.. (una din ele e chiar Dojo, de aia nu vin in Roamnia, prefer sa stau la mii de km departare.. hihi.. again kidding! )

Prima chestie ce-mi trece prin minte e ca nu mananc carne. Mie mi se pare la fel de normal ca si .. faptul ca unii mai tin post, doar ca al meu e mai prelungit. Multi o considera o chestie anormala sau o fita, dar chiar nu ma afecteaza cu nimic parerea altora.

Inainte sa plec in Italia multi mi-au spus ca ma voi intoarce cu fite..
E adevarat ca salarul este ceva de genul “n-am avut la mine atatia bani in viata mea” dar chiar nu-l cheltui pe prostii. Am o singura pereche de blugi de la United colors of Beneton si asta din cauza ca… erau reduceri mari si am prins perechea la 10 euro. Si cat de ‘blugi de firma’ sunt ei, tot i-am taiat fara mila la baza ca mi-erau prea lungi.

Papucii ce-i port in fiecare zi sunt din nou un no name. Am intrat in magazinul de papuci de la gara si din Adidas, Reebok, Nike (cu 50 – 70 – 100 si… de euro perechea) am ales o pereche de papuci no name cu 15 euro. Pentru ca mi-au placut cum arata si sunt comozi.

E adevarat ca de cate ori ma plimb cu jumatatea pe strada si auzim romani, preferam sa vorbim engleza sau italiana, nu din cauza ca avem fite, ci din cauza ca majoritatea te opresc pe strada vad ca esti roman, incep sa planga si iti cer bani..

So… q.e.d. (nu mai stiu de la ce vine dar… ceea ce trebuia demonstrat pe romaneste )

Lala… ce zici de o leapsa cu fite?

A venit 1 mai.
Dani ma intreaba ce fac azi, o mica leapsa.

Ca orice roman care se respecta.. voi sarbatori 1 mai pe langa munca
Ar fi trebuit sa merg pana in Ungaria, la Mako, la strand, in bazin, in costum de baie nou, cu capul sub apa… In schimb cred ca ma voi trezi la Surduc, cu niste fosti colegi. Inca nu e ceva sigur.. voi vedea .

Si daca nu.. cred ca ma implant in padurea verde cu o carte si o sticla de suc, o paturica si 3-4 sandvichuri, player cu baterii proaspat incarcate si poate.. cu bicicleta.

Ce mi-e ciuda e ca 1 mai a picat in vacanta anul asta. Anii trecuti ma bucuram ca era in timpul scolii.. asta e, mai are studentul si ghinioane .

adica 200.
Lala imi da leapsa, una cu 200 de lucruri din care am bolduit cele pe care le-am facut:

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain - in Apuseni
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars
21) Changed a baby’s diaper
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity – intr-un fel.. e bine cand dai si din nimicul pe care il ai
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill – o,da… si de cate ori..
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days – in sesiune se invata asta cel mai bine
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer - chiar si 3 …
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied – eu tot timpul ma multumesc cu ce am..
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country !
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Bench pressed your own weight – dar m-am lasat pagubasa … of
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records – da, sunt tare ordonata.
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain – in special baschet
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog. – upsy …
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office – what… ?
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything - ups din nou …
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read – and understood – your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? – More than twice? – depinde cat obosesc..
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone – de pui, bineinteles.
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care – trist..
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested.

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